One day a man went into a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup. The waitress brought his order out to him on a tray with her middle finger immersed in the middle of his soup bowl.
- "What the hell’s the idea of putting your finger in my soup bowl?" the man bellowed at the waitress.
- "My doctor said the best thing for my rheumatism was to keep my finger pressed in a warm damp place," the waitress informed him.
- "Oh yeah," the man shouted, "then why don’t you take that finger of yours and shove it up your fat ass?"
- "I’m sorry sir the waitress replied, but I already tried that before I brought your soup out.
- "What the hell’s the idea of putting your finger in my soup bowl?" the man bellowed at the waitress.
- "My doctor said the best thing for my rheumatism was to keep my finger pressed in a warm damp place," the waitress informed him.
- "Oh yeah," the man shouted, "then why don’t you take that finger of yours and shove it up your fat ass?"
- "I’m sorry sir the waitress replied, but I already tried that before I brought your soup out.
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